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Name: John Oscar
Location: Nevada, United States
Gender: Male
Interests: Collect comedy glasses of cartoon characters and B.C. glasses put out by Arby's or Pepsi. Collect comedy performers 8/10 and when meeting other comics pictures taken and can be seen at www.oscarandbernie.com
Expertise: Having a great time getting on stage. Freeing the people to laugh at strange observations and one crazy puppet.
Occupation: Artist
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
7/19/2006
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| Now the rest of the story... ----- Original Message -----
From: "John O Hein"
To:
"Rochelle Perles" Sent: Friday, May 6, 2011 12:41:11 PM
Subject: Re: 2 1/2 Men with a
Bird! Treatment
Thanks
Rochell, I hope they give me a shot. We'll make a lot of money for them and us.
Thanks again, JO
----- Original Message -----
From: "Rochelle Perles"
To: "John O Hein" Sent:
Friday, May 6, 2011 12:34:58 PM
Subject: RE:
2 1/2 Men with a Bird! Treatment
Yes,
going out in the mail today…im
just about finished with the letter WE
PLAN IT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO Best
wishes, Rochelle
Perles Account
Executive Talent
Division Bookitinvegas.com 8235 S.
Eastern Avenue - Suite 210 Las
Vegas, NV 89123 Phone:
702-938-BOOK (2665) www.bookitinvegas.com Follow us
on Facebook From: John O Hein
Sent: Friday, May 06,
2011 12:34 PM
To: Rochelle Perles
Subject: Fwd: 2 1/2 Men
with a Bird! Treatment Hi Rochelle, I hope this has beem mailed
off to Chuck Lorre Productions today. I had an idea and an agent took my idea and sold it
to the Sands Hotel years ago, so that left me as not being the most trustworthy
of agents. I informed them on a voicemail that this letter was forthcoming from
my agent. Please email me that this has been done. I'll be at my cabin this
weekend in Ca. Thank you, John Oscar
Hein
----- Forwarded Message -----
From: "John O Hein"
To:
"oscar"
Sent: Tuesday, May 3, 2011 9:57:23 AM
Subject: 2 1/2 Men with a Bird!
Treatment I propose to
replace Charlie Sheen with Oscar and Bernie. Oscar is Charlie's crazy comic
cousin from Cleveland who is invited to come find fame and fortune in LA. while
Charlie is on tour performing his jingles with Barry Manilow. Maybe they fall in
love when Charlie realizes he is gay. Charlie calls home from time to time,
through edited vocals from past shows. Uncle Oscar hits the clubs with Alan
trying to get discovered. Jake wants to develop a comedy career after being
influenced by Uncle Oscar. His career has been long and uneventful, but did get
on the Gong Show back in 1989. Oscar and Bernie have been seen, kinda like
Forrest Gump, on the Tonight
Show, Open Call Show, America's Got Talent, and most recently, Last Comic
Standing. These shots can be incorporated into the show, showing their struggle
for success. I moved back to Vegas with a Red Skelton impersonator and Smiley
Joe Wiley, seen on Comic View, BET. We can all come to LA., showing our cross
country tour at local VFW's and Elks Lodges, or just me and Bernie fly in to
visit cousin Alan. The reason why I'm a natural for this is my Dad had me on the
road selling paint at 16 years old; I've seen a lot of life. My hair was dyed
blond for Paul Mitchell convention last summer and now it's silver again. I say
this because I have a lot of different looks and don't mind experimenting with
that. My second wife was a Marilyn Monroe impersonator here in Vegas I met while
on stage at the Dunes casino. I say this because no one has my lines for the
ladies, yes I'm bragging, but spend some time with me and you'll see that as my
friends say, they broke the mold after me. As I've said to the ladies joking,
"You can call me John, you can call me Johnny O, and if you get to know me,
it'll be O Johnny O!" Drew Carey saw a picture of my Dad and it changed Drew's
life. Carey came by my house after seeing me on TV with George Carlin here in
Vegas back in early '80's. All of this is on our website, www.oscarandbernie.com When I replace Charlie, we will
not Jump the Shark because I am John Hein. Thank you, John Oscar Hein and
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|  Oscar and Bernie are here to replace Charlie Sheen and now the title will be; 2 1/2 Men with a Bird! Oscar is Charlie's crazy comic cousin from Cleveland who comes to LA to find fame and fortune while Charlie goes on tour with Barry Manilow playing his jingles. "Oscar and Bernie will be in LA next week to negotiate", states Rochelle Perles at BookitinVegas. See over 100 videos at Oscar and Bernie channel on Youtube and their Oscar and Bernie website. Thanks, BookitinVegas
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|  Oscar, Collin Moulton, and Adam Norwest. When in Northern Ohio, come out to the Funny Stop Comedy Club to support live comedy and from March 8-12; come see Oscar and Bernie Live! We will once again come to Ohio, home of our roots to see our friends at the best club of them all; Pete and Tony's Funny Stop. The food is always the best and the drinks are the wettest! Make plans to be there for the latest comedy insights to this fast and changing world. Join a militia? Build a bomb shelter? Peace will come to the middle east as soon as the Palesinians open casino's! With names like the Gaza Strip and West Bank, it's only a matter of time; ask the Indians...
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| Hi Gang, got a link for you; <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qSXloEjVO4Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> It was great fun being in this commercial. I was next to hot dog guy and behind the cowboy. I wish they had shown this on Super Bowl instead of the ad Mini ran, well here it is...Oscar ps. update from Mini...
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| Last week I was in "An Entire Body" shot at the El Cortez as a Keno player in the dinner and yesterday was again in a dinner at Johnny Rockets in the Indian production of "Stand by Me" directed by Shakun Batar and cinematographer David McDonald of Belguim. The stars were a cute couple and it was fun on set as the mostly Indian crew went through their shots quickly. The food at Origin India across from the Hard Rock was great. I want to thank Wildstreak Casting and Julie Goldman Casting for the work. See you all at the Sag Holiday Party on the 6th! | | |
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@WeingZofSilence The song is called 'Bleeding Heart' by N. Berings and J.A.W. Brouwer.
Your MINI YouTube Team.....here's the ad <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZnsTrxOS_r0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Drive a Mini and be Big time!-Oscar and Bernie (ad shot in 2010)